Welcome to the second installment of This Pet in History. Given today’s entry, it comes as quite a surprise that the term “pussy,” has become synonymous with cowardice – not only because today’s subject is a cat, but because she Continue reading
Considering my deep-seated goth tendencies, it’s no surprise my favorite animal are bats. Though my mom calls them “rodents with wings,” bats are actually mammals, and some scientists even suspect that they are descended from a lemur-like primate ancestor (they Continue reading
Found this little gem in the used kids section of the bookshop today, and while there really are no words – there are two that do come to mind: crunchy bangs. I’m not even going to try and guess what Continue reading
Everybody has bad days. You’re probably having one right now. Luckily, a close friend pointed out to me some time ago that by inserting the word “queef” into an otherwise well known title, idiom, etc., it becomes possible to make Continue reading
I am reluctant to post this, because if any man is ever stupid enough to marry me, I plan to steal all of my bridal fashion choices from the below video and I don’t want any of you bitches copying Continue reading
Most pets are shiftless, unremarkable creatures who will grow fat, complacent, and quarrelsome towards upholstered surfaces long before we’ve even trained them to piss on our least favorite neighbor’s perennials. Then they will die. This leaves us, their “best friend,” Continue reading
Howdy folks! Before you get too comfortable — there’s a new sheriff in town. Though her badge was purchased at a gift shop in Frontier Land and the only jurisdiction that recognizes her authority is a ¼ acre patch of Continue reading