In a moment of supreme idiocy, I booked an appointment at the Apple Genius Bar for a borked phone on a Saturday. A Saturday at 3:30, to be precise. A Saturday at 3:30 in the afternoon in one of four Continue reading
I’m guessing that the two hardest things about being a guy are spontaneous boners and girlfriend recruitment (double whammy if both happen at the same time). But since I’m not quite sure how to address the former, let’s focus on Continue reading
I’d like to think I’m pretty badass. Bleeding profusely doesn’t faze me, I don’t have a problem with needles, and intravenous medicine? No sweat. I’m too small to give blood, but one time I had to get seven tubes taken Continue reading
It’s no secret amongst my family members that I have hoarding tendencies. When my parents came to visit me in college, my mom discovered that the entire space beneath my bed was filled with plastic grocery bags. (They claim that Continue reading
During NTIG’s spring break week, I came to several amusing conclusions about myself, primarily revolving around my inability to approach things with an open mind. It’s kind of an unfortunate personality trait of mine. Take, for instance, the singer Pitbull. Continue reading
It pains me to say that, at 24 years old, I’m starting to feel elderly. I hate eating dinner later than sundown, loud teens upset me, and, most importantly, my tolerance for alcohol has completely diminished. While I’ve always been Continue reading
We’ve all been there. Despite your good intentions, sometimes your home looks like a frat house. Other times, your workload keeps you pushing the line of insanity. When all of that hits at once, it can be too much to Continue reading
In life, there are always people that you just know not to drink with. You’re aware of the types I’m talking about–frat boys, biker gangs, Hemingway … Through extensive research, capped off by my experience at a formal affair this Continue reading
If I’ve learned one thing from guys, it’s that girls should never approach them. Despite my burning feminism, I think it’s best to leave it to the man to initiate conversation. The bright side is that it quickly weeds out Continue reading
Reading all these news articles about that stranded cruise ship lately has reminded me that vacations do not always go as planned. I shudder just thinking about being lost at sea but … at least they’re not on the Titanic, Continue reading